I'm your new roommate and I'll do anything for toilet paper!

Gave my girlfriend a vibrator — she's never come so fast!

It seems like a home video, but they fuck like in a real porno

I didn't think it was necessary to get naked for a movie, but if the director asks...

"How about in the ass?" — but the redheaded bitch refused, only in the pussy she gave

You can't fit your ass in the screen, but you can fit my dick in your pussy

You don't have to seduce this roommate, she comes right out without her panties

Honey, I'm stuck here and I need help — give my dick a push

Fuck, there's no money, but there's no pain, so why are you sucking cocks again?!

A stranger gets his dick up, and she's married - nothing, it doesn't interfere with sex

Licked my balls to cum, and I cum in my mouth - the closest was

I won't cum in my mouth until I've fucked myself, so spread your legs some more

Why don't you just do it already? I can't cum without my dick inside, and neither can you

Remember, friend girl, that's how you give a teacher and an "A" on the exam is yours

Oops, got caught jerking off - don't go on, spread your beautiful legs for dick

I won't suck for any dishes! But I'll stand up without a problem

I could barely get it out in time - risky 😨 Lick the sperm off and there was nothing there

She's naked in public! I'll fuck her for this behavior, it's indecent

Brother, you play, but don't turn around, or I'm masturbating here

I'll give it to a debt collector and he'll forgive me all my debts (well, he hasn't)